30 Motherhood Memes For Mommies Committed to Juggling Their Work Life and Kids

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    "Thanks for your constant advice for how I should raise my children." -Said no mother ever. somee cards user card
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    How Parenting Ages You: Me, before kids: Me, 2 years later: Mommy Owl
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    I gave up a lot of things when i became a mom... FB/MAMAS UNCUT The F bomb wasn't one of them
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    NIGHT MOM: "TOMORROW I AM GONNA WAKE UP BEFORE ALL THE KIDS & CLEAN HOUSE & GO FOR A RUN & COOK HEALTHY FOOD & SPEND TIME ALONE DRINKING COFFEE!" MORNING MOM: "HAHAHA NOPE." @mombabble
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    Please excuse the mess, my kids are making memories. Of me yelling at them. To clean up the mess.
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    Moms after spending all day with the kids... I'm going to write a book on how to Parent and it's going to be called, "Fine. Whatever. See If I Care. Eat The Dirt."
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    When your kids say they cleaned their room, but you don't believe them so you look at them like... Mmm, hmmm...
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    when your mom looks calm in public, but she got that secret grip on ur arm
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    WHEN YOU HEAR THE NOISE OF THE LEGO BOX BEING TIPPED OVER.
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    I USE TO WANT TO BE THE MOM WITH THE HOUSE WHERE ALL THE KIDS WANTED TO BE YOU KNOW, BE THE MOM THAT BAKED COOKIES AND BUT THEN I REALIZED, I'M THE KIND OF MOM WHO SAYS, "BAKE COOKIES AND 10
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    Sleeping with your toddler is like sharing your bed with a drunk octopus looking for it's car keys.
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    WHAT I FEELI LOOK LIKE AFTER THE KIDS HAVE FINALLY GONE TO BED
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    FUN PARENT DRINKING GAME: TAKE A SHOT EVERY TIME YOUR CHILD WHINES. LOL DON'T DO THIS, YOU WILL DIE.
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    A picture of my kids when Fb/crunchymama0128 I tell them it's time to go
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    IM A MOTHER. MY HOBBIES INCLUDE NEGLECTING MY HAIR, REPEATING MYSELF OVER AND OVER, @mum_probe DAYDREAMING ABOUT BED TIME, CONSTANTLY PICKING UP MY COUCH CUSHIONS FROM THE FLOOR, AND NEVER PEEING BY MYSELF.
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    At bed time my Po children turn into dehydrated philosophers who need a hug. thatsinappropriate.com
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    Marriage Memes 1 Wife: Please stop wasting money on stupid stuff. Husband: Okay. *Cat drives past in a kitten scooter* Husband: His paws hurt when he walks too much!
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    Mom Juice
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    When I was young, I always dreamed of becoming a mom, so I could make a meal that everyone hates, then force miniature versions of myself to bathe, while they cry and tell me they like my husband better. closetoclassy.com Dreams do come true. @close toclassy
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    Texting between mom friends... Mom #1: I'm done. I'm selling the kid on eBay. Mom #2: Don't be crazy. You made him. That goes on Etsy!
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    When your husband tries to tell you how hard it was watching the kids for a few hours while you ran errands.
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    WHEN YOU HEAR NON-PARENTS SAYING HOW THEY WILL NEVER DO THIS OR THAT WHEN THEY HAVE CHILDREN
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    MY PARENTING STYLE HAS EVOLVED INTO, "BUT DID YOU DIE?" fb/Appetite for Honesty
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    As kids, we wondered why our parents were always in a bad mood. Now, we're like... "Ooooohhhh."
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    Kids, when you're talking to them @alyceoneword Kids, when you're talking about anything that doesn't concern them
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    Hon, I know where we keep everything in the house. I live here, remember? Said no husband ever. somee cards user card
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    THAT MOMENT WHEN YOU GO TO CHECK ON YOUR SLEEPING BABY AND HIS EYES PING OPEN, SO YOU DROP TO THE FLOOR AND ROLL OUT OF THE ROOM LIKE A NINJA.
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    I've never even considered divorce. ...murder, yes. But never divorce.
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    I am a strong woman, who is raising a strong girl, which is why I need a strong drink.
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    Cleaning with kids in the house is like brushing your teeth while eating Oreos. your ecards someecards.com

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